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Union Lido Bun Thief To Be Studied

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If you have followed the stories from Union Lido with our Just For Fun page you will be aware of the bun thief of Union Lido. We were sent this photograph showing the bun thief "Anne" shortly before her feral rage and uncontrollable tendancies to pink iced buns.Scientists and Zoologists predict that Anne lost control of her human faculties after ingesting 10 pink iced buns and through some genetic misplacement and maybe a little harry potter magic she de-evolved into a bunivore and no, that doesn't mean she hunts bunnies, she hunts buns. Pink ones, white ones, steel ones it doesnt matter. If it's made from fresh bread, layered with icing and placed on a surface she can access (height permitting) she will take it.Anne is due to be released from her enclosure back into the wild where she will be studied and if she has beat her addiction she will be returned to a local community allergic to buns.